#02: "Access Denied"

(Cover art by crumpart)

Challenge:
don't suck
Non-mandatory Inspiration Prompt:
Gain entry
Due Date:
11:59 pm PT, Sept 10, 2021
Blue Lang Memorial Guest Reviewers:
lunkhead, mo, Evermind
Donor:
Paco del Stinko
Prize(s):
Stutterbox Tremolo pedal by Solid Gold, SongFight! and Paco del Stinko guitar picks, hand-drawn tee-sheet customized for the winner, secret mystery good luck token (prize photos/links in the forum thread)